Intimatters

Sample adult dating profile

You’ve signed up to an adult dating site and you’re ready to start flinging woo like nobody’s business. But what happens when no one flings some woo back in your direction?  Chances are the problem lies in your online profile. Here are a few tips to consider when putting together your profile.

Stand out right from the start
It’s surprising how many people don’t utilize this valuable piece of profile real estate. Think about it – when a hottie runs a search and the matches pop up, how do you intend to stand out from the crowd? And if they do click on your name, what is going to encourage them to scroll down to learn more about you? To make sure they do, you need to make a memorable first impression. Sure, your picture looks great but sometimes that’s not always enough.

Pique their interest with a unique and memorable tag line. Put a little time and effort into in – don’t rip off someone else’s and don’t use the same old overused play on words (ie: Cum and get it). If you don’t feel creative, just stick to the basics – why you’re here and what you’re looking for. You can even use a quote or famous saying you think sums you up best. Try to keep profanities out of it – being abrasive isn’t usually a turn on.

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We all know that it is an adult-oriented dating site, but we want to let you in on a little secret – nobody wants to see your peen or va-jay-jay right off the bat.

You are much more likely to get the responses you’re looking for with a face or body shot. If your genitals are the only pictures you put up, you’ll probably be disappointed – not many people want to strike up a conversation with your dick. Besides, your private bits aren’t the prettiest part of your body. Save those shots for your public or private photo album and keep some things a mystery until you’ve initiated contact.

Getting to know you
Now here’s where we get down to the nitty gritty. The “About me” section is your chance to tell members why they should get to know you. Don’t be afraid to make it naughty, just watch that you aren’t coming off like a sex-crazed maniac (that tends to turn a lot of people off, strangely enough).

You should always be honest, because if things do progress between you and a certain someone, they will find out the truth eventually, and that’ll mean no bump-and-grind times for you. And it doesn’t always have to be about sex – we would like to know what makes you tick, what you like to do in your free time and perhaps an amusing or sexy anecdote or two.

Highlight your strengths – in and out of the bedroom – and let them know what kinds of things you’d like to do when you meet up. When it’s time to wrap it up, keep it on a positive note. Don’t bitch about how your ex screwed you over, otherwise you’re never going to get screwed.

Make a choice
One of the great things about filling out these kind of profiles is most sites make filling it out easy. Usually, you’ll have a choice of options to select, regarding your lifestyle, your sexual preferences and physical appearance.

It will take you all of five to 10 minutes to fill out, and once you do, it will show other members that you are serious about meeting someone who is compatible. Plus, once you’re done, your profile will be much more interesting to read and will give the person looking at it something to start a conversation with.

Before you post your new and improved profile, don’t forget to run it through spell check. With a little tweaking and editing, your adult dating profile should come off as witty and polished – just like you!