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Do you know what this is???

project1 Because we sure as hell don’t! We found this on a guy’s profile on a dating website (you know, the naked kind of dating site) and the peeps around the office are torn on what it could be. A few guys say it’s a peen shot, taken from an “up angle.” Others say it’s a turkey neck. Still others are still looking at it cockeyed. We want to know what you think it is. Once there’s a consensus, we’ll post the most popular answer. Winners will receive a sense of accomplishment as well as our awe and gratitude. Leave your answers on the comment section below.


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22 Comments

  1. TURKEY NECK!

  2. That is a horrible close up…. horrible

  3. topographic map of Appalachian mountains?

  4. It’s a penis!

  5. well whatever it is, it’s old, weathered and bumpy

  6. Its my grandpas third chin!

  7. I would have to say it is a very very old penis.

  8. I’m with Rick. I think it is a peen.

  9. Mr. Bigglesworth?!

  10. It’s what your dong would look like if you were 60 and haven’t groomed in a while. Oh, and if you took the photo from your right nut.

  11. I think its Ricks Peen….shhhh

  12. It’s peen alright…

  13. Hairless Shar-pei Puppy?

  14. I’m thinking it’s a super nasty cock shot.

  15. It looks like a casting or moulding of a pussy

  16. One of the Sand Worms form DUNE?

  17. IT LOOKS LIKE A DESERT SIDE-WINDER N THA SAND………

  18. It looks to be a shot of a penis taken by the owner with a hand held camera. The penis is in the soft state, I’m sure that the guy that is claiming it to be his own is laughing his head off at us trying to figure out what it is. Actually, it could be a worm ready to be placed on a super hook to catch a lady fish. Large size lady fish…

  19. It is a very tired dick.

  20. is a peen shot

  21. It’s a cock, innit?

  22. After all of these years, I still don’t know why some guys insist on posting pictures like that. Guess it is supposed to intrigue us girls…. Sandi

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