Look Ma, No Hands! New Hands-Free Massager from Real Touch
A gizmo just for the guys, Real Touch has announced the release of a new hands-free massager that works with computers for a download of a sticky kind.
Resembling a large hot dog bun, the RealTouch’s moving parts massage your special bits while you watch porn, leaving your hands free to surf for more porn. The Real Touch also features a “heating element and lube reservoir add realism to feel like actual penetration.”
Here’s a few other perks you’ll receive:
For straights: “RealTouch puts you in the action with your favorite porn stars. RealTouch has an all-star lineup of beautiful women waiting for you, including . . . Jenna Haze, Jada Fire, Ashlynn Brooke, Amy Fisher . . .”
For gays: “Dawson, Brent Corrigan, Francois Sagat, Jarod Steel, Jake Deckard, Roman Heart, Erik Rhode, Jeff Palmer, and Christian are just a few of the stars who you’ll be able to experience with RealTouch.”
You can order your Real Touch here for about $200.
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