Luck has nothing to do with getting lucky
We’ve been on all the adult sites out there, doing some in-depth research for the good of all those who are looking for a great time. This has been going on quite some time now, so we’ve picked up a thing or two (or seven). Meeting, cheating and anything that falls in-between has everything to do with finesse and presentation. In our never-ending quest to get you a little somthin’ somethin,’ we’re passing our tidbits of wisdom along to you.
1. Get the goods upfront. It’s a little shallow, we know, but insist on seeing a recent picture (taken in the past year), and one that doesn’t look like it’s an aerial shot. That way, you won’t be in for any unexpected surprises when you meet in person.
2. Post some decent pictures. If you’re insisting on a good picture from someone else, it’s only fair you do the same. If you don’t have a recent one, get a friend to take a few outside, with your dog or doing something you enjoy. Don’t post a cam or cell phone shot – they aren’t flattering. Plus, experts say that you’re 15 times more likely to get a response if you post a quality photo of yourself.
3. While we’re on the subject of photos, don’t put your junk out front. Save the pictures of your bits and pieces for Public or Private photo albums. Not many people want to be greeted by your peen or va-jay-jay. We can pretty much guarantee that your face is a lot more attractive, so put that out main stage, and hold back a little mystery for when you make contact.
4. Express yourself. Stand out from the thousands of other potential maters by using a unique and well-thought-out tag line and profile. This is your chance to sell yourself and show why you’re such a great person to date. Be sure to spell check it before you submit it – there’s nothing sexier than someone who uses a dictionary and knows what to do with it!
5. Chivalry isn’t dead. Just because this is an adult-themed dating site, it doesn’t mean that your manners should go out the window. Throw some good ol’ fashioned woo around and see what sticks. Remember – flattery will get you everywhere.
6. Spread the love around. Like the old saying goes, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Don’t be afraid to contact several people at once. There are a lot of potential hotties out there, so take the time to look around.
7. Be a go-getter. Don’t be shy, make the first move. Self-confidence is sexy, and by contacting someone first, you’re giving them an ego boost – and who isn’t flattered by that?!
Now, get out there and make us proud!


So to sum it up… limit the amount of penis pictures and dont be an asshole
oh thats why Im not gettin laid online….lol