Intimatters

Have times gotten so bad that you need to break into a store to buy an upscale sex toy? It seems that a smash and grab (followed by grab and tug, we assume) for a $300 sex toy was the only option left for a thief who crashed his car through an Amherst AdultMart last week.

As you can see in the video, a man drives his car through the front doors of the store, hops out of the vehicle (without putting it in park) and goes right to the display that holds the object of this grand coup. He clearly had his heart set on a particular model, because the first one he grabs isn’t the particular model he was looking for, so he goes back and grabs another one… while leaving the discarded one on the floor. He then makes his way back to his car, which has rolled to a stop, and drives out another set of doors. What really brings on the LOLs is the fact that this contender for a Darwin award takes the time to cover his face with his jacket, but his license plate is in full view the entire time. Let’s hope he gets to use his stolen booty at least one time before he gets nabbed.