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Thanks to the “Twilight” saga, vampires have never been as popular, but now getting a BJ – or a “Bat Job” – is just another reason why it’s cool to be a bat.

According to a study released by the Guangdong Province Academy of Science in China, male fruit bats are often orally pleasured by their female counterparts.

Says the study:

“Female bats often lick their mate’s penis during dorsoventral copulation. The female lowers her head to lick the shaft or the base of the male’s penis but does not lick the glans penis which has already penetrated the vagina. Males never withdrew their penis when it was licked by the mating partner. A positive relationship exists between the length of time that the female licked the male’s penis during copulation and the duration of copulation. Furthermore, mating pairs spent significantly more time in copulation if the female licked her mate’s penis than if fellatio was absent.”

In the name of research, pervvy scientists watched 60 of the winged critters and filmed the bat orgy. Of this group, about 70% of the bats got a BJer, and of those, the bat couple enjoyed, on average, 100 seconds more sex than the usual average of 2 minutes.

So how long do you think it will take to turn the Bat Job into a porn parody?