“Dancing With The Stars” Gets The XXX Treatment
In a true testament that you can turn anything into porn these days, Hustler Video will be releasing “This Ain’t Dancing With the Stars XXX” next year.
There will be dancing, there will be plot lines, and yes, there will be lots and lots of sex. Says Creative Director Drew Rosenfeld, “This is unlike anything we have ever done. We are really going to incorporate the dances into the storyline, so the talent is going to be put to the test from start to finish.”
And which stars will be getting the XXX makeover? David Letterman, David “The Hoff” Hasselhoff and Lindsay Lohan, just to name a few. The cast will include Sindee Jennings, Dylan Ryder, Kiara Diane, Dillan Riley, Codi Love, Scarlett Faye, Randy Spears, Otto Bauer, Tony De Sergio, Eric John and James Bartholet.
Your guess is as good as ours on how dancing turns to screwing. The dancers can’t contain themselves in the middle of a hot tango? An unfortunate wardrobe malfunction? What do you think? Leave your ideas in the comments section below.
Source: Xbiz.com
