OH GOD YES – Woman Gets Arrested for Loud Sex
Some people like sex. And then there are those who next their level of enjoyment to the next level, like a British woman who was quite vocal about the pleasure she was receiving.
British woman Caroline Cartwright has pleaded guilty to anti-social behavior for ignoring a noise abatement notice from the courts. She even admits to violating a civil order three different times.
The order had banned Caroline and husband Steve from “shouting, screaming or vocalization at such a level as to be a statutory nuisance,” says the BBC.
The trouble started when neighbors, as well as the postman, complained about the noise. “The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain,” said neighbor Rachel O’Connor. “I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it.”
World Health Organization guidelines say 30 decibels is enough to cause sleep disturbance. The loud Cartwrights were recorded at noise levels of 47 decibels using equipment installed in a neighbor’s house.

All I’ve got to say is: “Sadly, all too often, the girl with me has *not* violated a noise ordinance. More’s the pity.” To the pair involved in this suit: “You must be doing something right! Please keep it up – even if you must find better neighbors.”