We’ve been wondering when it was going to happen, and it has – the Wii can now be used as a sex toy! All you need is the handy add-on and you’re off to the races

This is from the Mojowijo website:
The device is attached to the accessory port on a Nintendo Wii* remote control. The control is then connected to a bluetooth enabled PC running Mojowijo software. Using Mojowijo’s patent pending Motion2Vibration technology, the device is able to transform the varying motions of the control into appropriate vibration signals and send them to another selected device – in the same room or over the internet. (Wii gaming console NOT required). Essentially turning your Wii remotes into shared, remote controlled vibrators (aka wii vibrator or wiibrator!)

Hmmmm, we’re not sure about you, but doesn’t one of them look like a pincher? What do you think?

We’re just going to come right out and say it – we think that President Obama is kind of hot. But is he sex doll hot? We’re not sure we’d go that far, but that hasn’t stopped one sex toy company from making one.

A big attraction at the recent attracting items in Asia Adult Expo in China, the Obama sex doll can be used for more than just relieving your sexual urges. If you don’t like politicians, feel free to use it as a punching bag.

Do you think the Obama doll is sexy? Leave your comment below.

Celebrity website TMZ said Pratt had asked for a meeting with Los Angeles porn film company Vivid Entertainment about selling the alleged tape. Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch told TMZ he had spoken with Pratt “about a sex tape with Heidi Montag…We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal.”

Pratt later told UsMagazine.com that he has “been making films since I was in the 7th grade. I’m looking forward to people seeing my directorial debut”. Ick. The tape was made before Montag has her plastic surgery and became unrecognizable.

Would you pay to see this tape, if it really does exist?

Another Trip to the Falls

By my8x64u

In Yosemite, the air has an energy.

I feel the electric energy that moves and intermingles with our souls as we embrace, each of us trying to maximize the area of skin touching the other. Your full soft lips part slightly in anticipation as I move mine onto your mouth. The moment our lips come together an explosion of life energy surges through us as our souls reach out and become one. We both know what must happen next.

My lust for you has caused me to literally rip the tiny blouse off your body, exposing your perfect breasts, the nipples now rising in anticipation. I begin to tremble because I know what is to come. I reach and touch your breast, an electric wave causes us both to quiver. The softness of your breast cupped in my long hand is a pleasure most men only dream of. I feel the nipple become erect in my palm and your breast begins to become more firm. My other hand now explores your other breast and we both look deeply into each other’s eyes and realize there is a barely perceptible glow of orange surrounding us.

I bend over slightly enjoy the glory of your kiss and suddenly we are both overcome with a warmth reserved only for the gods. The warmth engulfs us and we can literally see the orange flashes within our closed eyes, as they begin to melt into yellow, then green and into the most amazing azure blue either has ever seen. All the while our tongues are dancing with each other and my hands are exploring your arms and then slip inside them and around your back and I pull you into me hard and embrace you trying to pull you inside of me. When your tummy touches mine there are lightning bolts mixed with the azure behind our closed eyelids.

I feel your energy reach within me and take me as my hands reach down and explore the perfect curve of your ass. No panties??? When did that happen? I lift you up and you wrap your legs around my waist pulling me even closer, if that were possible. I feel the warm wetness as your pussy slides down my stomach and onto my VERY erect cock. The smell of your nectar causes me to salivate and I drop to one knee, while holding your back and lower you to the ground. The breeze blows a mist from the falls to our left, just enough to feel even more perfect. You open your eyes and gaze up at the majesty of Bridalveil Falls as the water plunges over the top three hundred feet above us. The rush of the water hitting against the rocks all around us has almost faded completely yielding to the sound of blood pumping through our bodies.

The stars are just beginning to peek out of the burning blues and purples of the sky as the sun sets behind us. The mat of mossy grass is soft, damp and still warm from the daylight sun’s trek overhead. And I look again into your eyes and I see your pleasure as you anticipate my movement down towards your breasts. While holding one firmly in my right hand I take the left one into my mouth, pulling hard while flicking your nipple with my tongue. You taste like honeysuckle! I move my hand from your breast and slide it slowly down your stomach, stopping to play with your navel fingering it gently, you make a slight moan. My left hand is holding your right arm at the wrist and supporting my weight, letting you know that I am in control as you yield to my explorative desires. I then release my grip and put my weight upon you, moving your legs aside as I take my place between them, my cock toying with your pubis. My right hand continues its trek down below your navel, while I suck and nibble your left breast. I open my eyes a little and see that you are caressing your other breast and stroking your nipple when suddenly you let out a moan of sheer pleasure as your breasts begin to climax in a way that only they can.

This is the first time you’ve felt this sensation and causes you to cum down below as your pussy releases nectar and you writhe in the pleasure of your simultaneous orgasms. I can feel the energy invade my body like bolts of lightning and it shoots directly into that place at the base of my cock and causes me to ejaculate all over your pubis and tummy. I let out a sound of pleasure and surprise as my cock throbs and shoots my juice all the way up to your breasts. I cannot resist anymore I must taste your nectar.

While you are messaging my juices into your soft golden skin around your breasts I see your beautiful pussy literally throbbing, your clit begging to be sucked. I take your clit into my mouth and the nectar pours in and I am overcome with every sense I have. Your taste is ambrosia, your smell is honeysuckle, the feel of your skin electric and the sound of your pleasure hypnotic and my cock feels like a rock. You reach for my head and pull gently on my ears letting me know what you want.

As I take my place between your open legs, the head of my cock is throbbing and bobbing with pure anticipation. And I tap your clit with my rock hard dick, you moan. I rub the head of my cock on your clit, back and forth and sense her harden and becoming somewhat erect. And then she releases an orgasmic wave that causes you to spasm in ecstasy, and the sound you make is unlike any I have ever heard before. I position myself just right and my head slips into the tight hole of your vagina. The walls tickle the head enticing me to thrust, but I resist. I pull him out and then dip my head back in again, this time I feel the electric charge of your pure life force engulf me as your heels dig into my ass pulling me farther into you.

You feel so good I cannot describe the sensations as they cause waves of pleasure to make me shake. My legs tremble and the next thrust is hard and deep… all the way into you and I can feel the back of your vagina as it yields slightly against my cock’s head and you make that noise again, your pussy squeezing against the thickness of my shaft, I slide him out slowly all the way. I raise my stance a little higher on your body and then slowly insert my dick again, but this time my thrust is opposite and it slips behind your uterus into that little small pocket as I stretch the back wall of your vagina and literally push her against your anal walls. You make another noise and I lose control and begin to thrust in and out hard. The sensation of your pussy yielding to my manhood is overwhelming, as I become aware of your breasts hardening against my chest and your nails digging into my ass cheeks, pulling me into you harder with every thrust.

I can barely control my extremities but I manage to reach over behind your right knee and lift up. My dick now angled upwards into your pelvic arch my thrusts messaging your special spot. Suddenly your nectar is flowing out uncontrollably and you arch your back, your eyes roll upwards and I see a glow around your head as you go into orgasmic spasms. I continue to thrust making more orgasmic energy spill and I can see your entire head, your beautiful hair is lit up with a color I cannot describe, the sound you make is like a choir of angels and I lose control and begin to fill you with my love, the juice shooting so hard you can feel it and the noises I make cause you to orgasm even more.

We spasm together in the rythm of life, as our energies become one and our souls unite. We collapse in orgasmic bliss as our life forces mingle and I take a tiny piece of you and you take a piece of me. We will always be one with each other in our mind’s eye. We have willingly crossed the line into becoming love slaves for each other. Willing to do whatever it takes to find this plane of the universe again. And we DO, over and over and over again until the sunlight begins to peek at us through the trees. Where did the night go? Into an orgasmic plane of bliss and wonder.

There’s nothing that gets us in the mood like a little turtle action. It’s even better when the turtle is enjoy himself. Listen to this amorous turtle really get into it – it’s so good, he can’t help himself from exclaiming “wow!”

This is the first time we’ve featured the work of XXXBlackBook member brianthehammer. This may be his first erotica post, but we’re certain it won’t be the last.

Pleasing You
By brianthehammer

As we are walking down the corridor, the only thoughts rolling through my head are ones of sorrow.  Knowing that you’re leaving in the morning only deepens the feeling.  After a wonderful, possibly perfect date, these are not the feelings I wanted to leave your presence with. Almost to your hotel room I realize we have not said a word since we entered the building. I look over hoping to see your face doused in the same emotions I am feeling, only to find something completely different. The look of a tiger before it takes down its prey was the look I found on your face. I was trying to find something to say as that thought processed. A millisecond before the words came out my mouth you pounced on me. You push me against the wall, grinding your body on mine, inviting me to drink from your sweet, voluptuous lips. My mind cleared of all thoughts, instincts and desires controlling my every move.

I slide my hands to the small of your back pulling you farther into me, rough enough so you felt it but light enough so you melted into me. Kissing you was the closest taste of heaven a man could get on earth. My body demanded more, much, much more. Through the labored breathing and kissing I somehow managed the next few words out. Asking you where your room key was. With one hand you shuffle through your purse, taking only a few seconds yet somehow feeling like an eternity you pull it out. Sliding it into the door, we both stumbled in.  After dropping your purse, it was like a race to see who could get their shirt off faster. After our shirts landed on the floor I pushed you on the bed. Mounting you gently I kiss you passionately, only stopping so I could investigate further down. Laying on you so you can feel how hard I am, I push your head side ways so I can kiss and nibble down your neck.

Kissing down your neck until I find your collar bone, I reach behind you and start undoing your bra. While that’s happening your bra strap is my path. I kiss down the strap till I start kissing up your breasts, my tongue flickering lightly across your skin while I’m kissing. I rub my face lightly between your breasts before starting up the other side. When I finally find your other collar bone I slide your bra off. Starting at the top I run my fingers lightly across your left breast, coming close but not touching the nipple yet, as my lips gently caress your other breast. Tongue flicking, lightly nibbling I make my way around your breast. Finally finding my treasure, I slide my tongue in circles around your nipple, pulling off only to blow cold air on them. As my lips part and I allow your nipple in my mouth, my tongue starts to swirl. While this is happening my other hand is on the same mission, just a different breast. Gently rubbing your nipple hearing you start to moan makes me want to jump the gun. Taking a deep breath, I continue on but I slowly start to grind on you. Moving my hand underneath your head, gently but firmly grabbing some hair I pull you closer to me, drinking in your wonderful kiss. Your kiss tells me I must go on for both of our sakes.

I kiss your left breast, then the right, finally finding my trail in the middle. Kissing down your stomach till I find your pants line. Undoing your button, I look into your eyes as I slowly unzip your pants sliding them down just a little bit. I find your hip bone on the left, caressing it, kissing it, biting it just a little. I follow the lace across your boy shorts to your right side, giving that hip the same treatment. Finally knowing I can not take much more, I stand up and slowly slide your jeans off. Grabbing your right leg, I start kissing from your calf down. Stopping only to nibble or allow my tongue to wonder before continuing on. Getting on my knees I spread your legs even farther. Kissing all the way down your thigh till I found your boy shorts again. I kiss up them to the top of your thigh, teasing you, till your hands found the back of my head. Leading my head where you want it. I look up and whisper, “Almost,” then dip my head back down. You’re so wet I can almost taste you from here. Breathing hot breathe on your moist mound. Finally you almost whimper to me, “I can’t take this any more,” and start to take off your boy shorts. Throwing them to the side and pulling my head in closer and you spread your legs more. To your dismay I don’t dive in. I run my tongue along your outer lips, teasing you yet again. Around and around till I find your inner lips. I let my tongue momentarily slide between them only to find a sweet taste lingering on my tongue. I stop my self though, heading north about an inch finding my goal. Your body starts to quiver oh so lightly as my tongue starts to flicker across your clit. Feeling your hand pull my hair in pleasure only excites me more. With a constant rhythm my tongue rotates between flickering across your clit and doing laps around it. Then I slowly slide two fingers inside you, feeling your back arch I know it was the right move. They slowly yet constantly slide in and out. Hearing your breathing get labored and slight moans I know you’re on your way to an orgasm. Speeding both up just a little but till I hear you moan, “That’s the spot, please don’t stop,” and I have no intention on stopping till you cum.

Then wildly you pull my hair and scream, “I’m about to cum.” Feeling your body quiver and start to move around I know it’s true. Then you start to scream, stopping only to almost hold your breath, then you let out a sigh and your body sinks back into the bed. Your sweetness fills my mouth as you relax. I wipe my mouth and stand up telling you, “Don’t relax yet, I have not even started.”  I slide down my pants and boxers with one swift move, feeling your gaze on my member. I lay down next to you nibbling your ear whispering, “Not yet baby.” I gently roll you over on your stomach, getting on top of you so your hips are between my knees. I push all your hair so one side, kissing the back of your neck as I start to massage your shoulders. I massage your shoulders and back, while I make a trail down your spine with my tongue. My tongue ends at your lower back, but my kissing and nibbling starts there. About half way up your back, you push me off and get on top of me. You reach down, running your hand up and down my member for a second, gently caressing it before guiding it inside you. With one hand you reach out and brace your self on my shoulder while I slowly enter you. Then stopping you about half way in, I start to rock back and forth, only allowing that half to slide in and out. You look hungrily into my eyes telling me no more teasing. I just smile and keep going. Finally after maybe a minute of that I pull you close to me and slam all the way in. Gasping for breath, your body seems to caress mine as the shock wears off.

Looking into my eyes you start to slide up and down with a slight back and forth motion as well. My hands use your hips as handles, pushing you farther down every time you go down. After a few minutes you start to slow down. Taking this as my queue, I roll over getting on top of you. Pushing your head to the side with mine, I start to bite your shoulders as I’m sliding in and out of you. Getting more into the moment I reach up to the base of your neck, my hand sliding up just a little more to find a hand full of hair, not yanking it but lightly pulling it as I slide in out. Feeling your legs wrap around me, you pull me closer so you can kiss me. Keeping your eyes open, you rest your lips on mine. Just feeling each other breathe. Keeping my eyes open I press my lips harder against yours, kissing you trying to convey all the passion I feel through my eyes and kiss. You push me off gasping for breath, lips quivering with uncertainty. I ask, “What’s a matter” and you whisper, “That might have been the best kiss I have ever had.” Not missing a heart beat as you pull me in closer for an even longer bout of kissing. Towards the end I start to slide in and out slowly, somehow matching the rhythm of our kissing. You push me up and grab me at the same time. Moaning, “That’s the spot please don’t stop!” Of course I don’t, only moaning out as well “If I don’t stop I’m going to cum too.” You just wrap your legs around me portraying your message of don’t stop very well. With one final thrust I see your body relax, your toes uncurl, your breathing slow down, and you close you eyes. I collapse on you because my body felt so spent. I roll off of you, laying my head on a pillow. Pulling you closer to me felt so right. You laid your head on my chest humming a song I did not know, falling asleep to me playing with your hair. Me falling asleep listening to your breathing, as it always should be.

Last week, it came to light that Laurence Fishburne’s daughter, Montana Fishburne, has decided to make her way as a porn star. New revelations are now surfacing that she was arrested last year for alleged prostitution.

Montana, who is making her adult-film debut this month in Vivid Entertainment’s Montana Fishburne, was arrested last year for alleged prostitution and only avoided jail by signing up for a work-alternative program.

Fishburne pleaded no contest in a Hollywood courtroom to criminal trespass and the court agreed to drop charges of solicitation and loitering in a public area for the purpose of prostitution, according to court documents.

She was sentenced to two years’ probation and 15 days in jail, but was able to do community service instead of jail time.

As part of her probation, Fishburne was also ordered to not charge (or attempt to charge) money for sex; have sex in a public place or a place “exposed to public view”; hitchhike or otherwise engage drivers in conversation; and loiter in alleys or public streets “with the intent to solicit acts of prostitution.”

No Reservations
By annieo

[part one: the seduction]
You are waiting for a table at a crowded restaurant, even though you made a reservation, they overbooked and you’re none too pleased about the situation… and your date is even less impressed, fidgeting and glaring every time another party is called for their table. I see you from across the lounge as I sit at the bar with my man, sipping on a cocktail and enjoying fun conversation with the people next to us. I nudge him, nodding towards you and tell him that I want to see if I can change your mood. He smiles, knowing that if you take the bait your present irritation will soon be forgotten. I slip off the bar stool and stand in the aisle directly in range of your sight and stretch my arm back sensually rubbing my neck and letting my fingers run through the back of my hair. When I know I have caught your attention I lean over to my handsome man, bending my voluptuous backside towards you while I give him a soft kiss and whisper into his ear that I’ll see him a bit later.

As I make my way through the busy lounge, a group of business men standing near you and your lady are in animated storytelling mode. One of them steps back and bumps into me right as I’m walking behind them, knocking my purse from under my arm and it falls open on the ground. Amazingly enough, the only thing that manages to escape is my lipstick, which conveniently rolls right at your feet. I bend over to pick up my purse, exposing my porcelain-skinned décolletage to your appreciative eyes and you reach down to retrieve my lipstick and gentlemanly stand up to hand it back to me.

“Thank you so much,” I tell you, as I open the tube and smear a bit of the dark pink color onto my lips. I then breathe softly, “This is my favorite shade, I bet it would look nice on that big dick of yours.” Your companion can’t hear my words over all the noisy conversation around us, but her stare is piercing and cold… and doesn’t phase me one bit. You have sat back down next to her, and I give a friendly smile to the pair of you and say, “It’s so crowded and stuffy in here, I just need to get outside for some fresh air. I hope your table is ready soon.” Then looking you straight in the eye, I add, “Thanks again for finding my lipstick,” and turning toward the door, I lick my lips teasingly and close them in a soft puckered air kiss. You are genuinely aroused, that big thick cock swelling tightly in your pants. You’re at a loss for how to handle this circumstance with grace and chivalry. Although the woman you’re with is not a serious affair, you’re not the kind of guy to leave a lady in the dust to chase after another filly, no matter how badly the evening is going.

You tell your date that you’re going to go talk to the maître’d and see how quickly he plans to resolve this matter of contrived reservations. She’s already inconsolably put off at this point, orders another glass of Chardonnay and rolls her eyes as if to say, “Whatever. I know you’re going to check out that flirty bitch…just go!” As you walk from the lounge into the central foyer, you see me walking out from the ladies’ room. I’m not your usual type and you are intrigued by your strong attraction to me. I’m a large woman, not a tight, sexy little vixen that you’re normally drawn to, but I have a distinctively unique style and am undeniably attractive. From my pretty face to my soft sensuous curves, there is an air of sexual confidence about me that knocks you over and leaves you wanting more – and more that I’ve got. I come over next to you and lean into your ear to tell you that I’ll be waiting in the little park across from the restaurant if you’d like to join me under the moonlight for awhile. I lick your neck softly with the tip my tongue and give your earlobe a playful nibble before I walk away, my ample hips swaying seductively beneath the flowing silk of my dress. You watch longingly as I disappear into the night and go over to the maître’d and ask if he would call a cab for the lady sitting at the table alone just inside the door of the bar, and you leave to follow the pheromone trail I’ve left for you.

[part two: the satisfaction]
As you cross the street and follow the walkway into a small park on the square, you are amazed at how brightly lit this garden oasis is for this time of night. You see me right away standing next to the fountain, holding my hands under a cascading stream of water, letting soft giggles of sensual pleasure escape my lips. Walking up behind me, you press your body firmly into my backside and cover my eyes with your hands, whispering into my ear “Guess who?” I turn around toward you, my water soaked hands grabbing the shoulders of your well tailored suit and looking you straight in the eye and reply, “A man whose evening is suddenly starting to improve!”

I give you a sly wink and toss my head back with a laugh, then envelop you into a tight embrace, blowing softly into your ear and flicking it with the very tip of my tongue. You pull me so close I can feel your rock hard cock pressing up into my belly and I suddenly realize how big, how long that dick really is. My eyes light up and we kiss each other with raw, passionate force, our mouths and tongues sliding all over with no concern of propriety. I take your hand and lead you over to a shadowy corner off the central path through the park. You comment on how brightly lit everything seems and I nod up toward the sky towards the full moon overhead. You laugh and let out a low howl saying, “No wonder I’m like a hungry wolf tonight. I was waiting around all that time for the wrong kind of dinner!” I smile and lower the top of my dress to reveal my breasts, barely hidden beneath a sheer pink bra. You back me against a sturdy oak tree and bury your face in my cleavage, reaching behind to find the clasp then just pulling at the flimsy garment, tearing it easily away from my body. You take both breasts in your hands and squeeze them firmly while running your tongue back and forth between my nipples, sucking, kissing, licking and taking as much of them into your mouth as you can. My soft moans start to increase in volume the more fervently you fondle my tits and I suddenly remember we’re in a public place, though there aren’t many people around and those who are appear to be there for the romantic atmosphere of the evening.

I suggest that we move to the stone bench which is partially hidden by a low hedge and still in the shadow of the oak tree. I unzip your trousers and let them slide off your hips. Your briefs are stretched tightly by your enormous hard on, and soon join your pants down around your ankles. I lean you back flat on the bench so your cock is standing up straight and I grip you firmly with one hand at the base while my mouth greets your head with a soft open mouth kiss. Moving my tongue all around the rim and popping that head in and out with my lips, I start to go down on you slowly, stroking the lower length of that long cock so lightly it gives you goose bumps all over your body. I’ve sucked some big dicks before, but yours is by far the biggest challenge I’ve encountered… and I don’t hesitate to give it everything I’ve got.

I slowly take you in as deep as I can manage, your head soon colliding with the back of my throat with more left to go. I close my mouth tightly on all that I’ve taken so far and begin to suck on you hard, letting my tongue dance around inside. I move up slowly to the tip again and then slide down firmly with purpose, back and forth until each down stroke takes you deeper into my throat. The grip I kept on the base of your dick is now just my forefinger and thumb grasping and pressing down tight. My other hand is rubbing your balls between soft tickles and gentle squeezes and I continue to pump that huge cock up and down into my mouth. You are out of your mind crazy with how good this feels, your ass pressed into the cool stone bench, with the full moonlight illuminating the entire park around us and my soft, velvet lips wrapped hard around your big dick, blasting it in and out like a jack hammer, then easing up to suck you more slowly, blowing my warm breath on you as I slip my mouth and my tongue all around every which way, however I move always keeping myself moving all over your hard, throbbing pole.

You tell me that you want to feel the inside of my pussy before you cum, and though I was getting off on going down on you, I have to admit I want to feel the size of you fill my cunt. So I sit on one end of the bench and raise up my silk dress to expose my wet pussy, ready to be fucked by your big cock. You stand between my legs, leaning into me as your dick slides on in the soft folds of my hot pussy cushioning your entry and we both let out a gasp at the sensation it brings. You’ve managed to go deep but I still want to take you all, so I wrap my legs around your hips and we hold each other tightly as we rock slowly together on the edge of the bench. Soon I have your entire length inside of me and I swear you are so long and hard that I can almost feel the head of your cock at the back of my throat from the other direction! I start to squeeze you tightly with my interior muscles and you fuck me harder and faster with every stroke. We ease back a bit into a nice rhythm, to prolong the pleasure we’re both experiencing. I arch my body back a bit so that you can suck on my tits some more while we screw. I reach down and start stroking my clit while your cock keeps pounding into my cunt. My clit is already swollen and stimulated by all the friction going on down there and it’s not long before I’m convulsing into orgasm – I grab your face and look you in the eyes and tell you “Baby, hold on to yourself and just enjoy the way this feels – I have other plans to make you cum for me.” The orgasmic sensations started by my clit quickly moves deep into my pussy, the inner walls contracting wildly and I bury my screams of ecstasy into your shoulder, to keep from drawing too much attention to what’s going on over here in the shadows.

Your cock is throbbing hard and furious from the grip my pussy has on you, so I ask you to withdraw from me and as you do, still standing before me at the end of the bench, I move up to greet your dick once more with my mouth. It’s slippery wet with my juices and that lubrication creates a marvellous sensation for both of us as my lips wrap around you and slide back and forth along your cock, taking you (nearly) all in and out. My arms wrapped around your lower torso squeezing your ass and pulling you into me, fucking my mouth and throat deeply. You suddenly start to shake and shudder and tell me “Baby, I’ve got to let it go, are you ready for me now?” and I answer by picking up the pace with my strokes and adding as much suction and tongue action as I can muster. Then you lean your head back, looking up towards the full moon and cry out with a howl, “aaawoooooooooo, oh babe you are driving this wolf wild, here I cum!!!” Your body jerks and quivers as I keep stroking and pulling you in with my mouth – your creamy load shooting straight down my throat as I swallow and suck, drinking down every drop of your salty sweetness. As you regain your senses, I softly move my tongue all along the length of your satisfied cock, kissing it lightly and then releasing you from my mouth I stand up, pressing against your body in a warm embrace, kissing your neck and finally your mouth tenderly in silent thanks for this wonderful moonlit evening in the park.

We tuck ourselves back into our clothing and step out of the shadows walking hand in hand towards the main path. I smile as I see my man over at the fountain, shoes off and pant legs rolled up, splashing and dancing around in the water. As we approach closer to him, I kick off my shoes ask if you would like to join us for a dance or two? You politely decline the offer but nod towards my fellow and tell him what a fabulous lady he has. He gives you a knowing wink and reaches his hand out to shake yours and thanks you for taking good care of me tonight. I give you a big kiss on the cheek before jumping into the fountain with a splash, quickly soaking the thin silk of my dress so it clings all over my body, and you laugh and turn down the path towards the street, searching for your valet ticket in your suit pocket, looking back over your shoulder to see us dancing a wet, crazy tango in the middle of the fountain under the moon light.