File this under news you shake your head at. The prisoner, 21-year-old Kyle Richards, is an inmate at Macomb County Jail in Michigan, and he’s pretty pissed he can’t get his hands on some pornography. That’s why he decided to file a lawsuit.

Claiming his “civil rights are being violated,” because of the jail’s refusal to give him porn, Richard says that this loss has resulted in a “poor standard of living” as well as “sexual and sensory deprivation.” Surprisingly enough, according to the Michigan Dept of Correction, prisons will allow some porno. Unfortunately, it’s not allowed at Richards’ specific jail.

The American Civil Liberties Union says that prisons have “have a lot of leeway” with regards to pornographic material, so you never know what may happen with this crazy lawsuit. And if he wins, will the jail give him money or just a bunch of old Hustler magazines?

Just because you’re living impaired, it doesn’t mean that you’re love impaired. You want someone to hunt humans with, go out for a nice meal of brains, and go for a shuffle along the beach. Gravedate.com is getting ready to launch, and it will be pairing up zombies from around the world looking for love.

Check out the video – it’s a great ad and it makes us wish we had a taste for human flesh. *sigh!

Those crazy Canucks are at it again… and this time, they aren’t beating around the bush!

Here’s a cause the ladies can really get in front of. The Canadian Cancer Society has announced that next month is Julyna. Starting July 1 and running all month long, the society is trying to get Canada talking about HPV and cervical cancer. Women can collect donations and can grow and design their down-their-hair in whatever design they pick for the month. Just a few of our favourites include the Barbra Bush, the Rising Sun and the David Suzuki (the Canadian environmentalist).

Julyna is a great complement to Movember, when the guys are asked to grow their facial hair in support of cancer research. If you want to donate, learn more about or see all of the stylish designs, visit www.julyna.com.

Swinging is social and sexual intercourse with someone other than your spouse, boyfriend or girlfriend. It can occur in a private residence, at a party or with a third person in a threesome. These couples like having sex with other people as well as, and along with, their regular partner. They can also get off on watching their partner have sex with someone else, like sharing their fantasies with their partner and other people or just enjoy having sex with lots of people.

Also known as sharing, partner or wife swapping, it basically comes down to the fact that people involved in the swinging lifestyle are consenting adults enjoying the experience of having sexual relationships with multiple partners. You can find swinging communities throughout the world – this is an activity that knows no cultural boundaries!

Here are a few of the situations and terms that couples look for when looking to swing with other partners:

• Meeting a single guy or girl: Although it’s much easier to find a single man who wants to join in on your arrangement, there are always some adventuresome single gals out there who love to be the third wheel in a relationship. The easiest way to meet a single to join your group is on the Internet (using a dating site that caters to sexually adventurous people) or at speciality swinging clubs. Some clubs don’t allow single guys through their doors, but they do love the single ladies.
• Swingers’ parties and clubs: If you live in a large urban center, you can be sure that there’s a party going on near you. To find them, Google your area for a local swingers’ community and start posting on their wall or blog posts. These websites cater to a tight knit group of trusted couples, so it may take a while to become part of the gang. When you do find a party, ask what the policy is for new comers, or what the activities will take place at the party. Some venues have different kinds of parties on different nights, so make sure you are aware of the type of party you will be going to.
• Greedy girls: Now this is a cool kind of party, which involves a gathering up to about 6 girls and as many as 75 men (hence the name).
• Swinger Spa: This is much like a Greedy Girls party, though most have a couples’ only area where you can get some action.

The Swiss got the idea from German cities like Essen and Cologne, and will be a way for prostitution to continue on.

Says one source:

“These boxes will serve as quickie drive-throughs, so-to-speak, and will free up city streets from unsightly acts that haunt Zurich residents whose homes overlook the city’s red light district.

“They get up to all sorts in broad daylight – and we’re sick to death of looking at it,” one resident told the U.K.’s Metro.”

We guess that’s one way to get your ride detailed!

We’ve been wondering when it was going to happen, and it has – the Wii can now be used as a sex toy! All you need is the handy add-on and you’re off to the races

This is from the Mojowijo website:
The device is attached to the accessory port on a Nintendo Wii* remote control. The control is then connected to a bluetooth enabled PC running Mojowijo software. Using Mojowijo’s patent pending Motion2Vibration technology, the device is able to transform the varying motions of the control into appropriate vibration signals and send them to another selected device – in the same room or over the internet. (Wii gaming console NOT required). Essentially turning your Wii remotes into shared, remote controlled vibrators (aka wii vibrator or wiibrator!)

Hmmmm, we’re not sure about you, but doesn’t one of them look like a pincher? What do you think?

We’re just going to come right out and say it – we think that President Obama is kind of hot. But is he sex doll hot? We’re not sure we’d go that far, but that hasn’t stopped one sex toy company from making one.

A big attraction at the recent attracting items in Asia Adult Expo in China, the Obama sex doll can be used for more than just relieving your sexual urges. If you don’t like politicians, feel free to use it as a punching bag.

Do you think the Obama doll is sexy? Leave your comment below.

Celebrity website TMZ said Pratt had asked for a meeting with Los Angeles porn film company Vivid Entertainment about selling the alleged tape. Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch told TMZ he had spoken with Pratt “about a sex tape with Heidi Montag…We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal.”

Pratt later told UsMagazine.com that he has “been making films since I was in the 7th grade. I’m looking forward to people seeing my directorial debut”. Ick. The tape was made before Montag has her plastic surgery and became unrecognizable.

Would you pay to see this tape, if it really does exist?

Another Trip to the Falls

By my8x64u

In Yosemite, the air has an energy.

I feel the electric energy that moves and intermingles with our souls as we embrace, each of us trying to maximize the area of skin touching the other. Your full soft lips part slightly in anticipation as I move mine onto your mouth. The moment our lips come together an explosion of life energy surges through us as our souls reach out and become one. We both know what must happen next.

My lust for you has caused me to literally rip the tiny blouse off your body, exposing your perfect breasts, the nipples now rising in anticipation. I begin to tremble because I know what is to come. I reach and touch your breast, an electric wave causes us both to quiver. The softness of your breast cupped in my long hand is a pleasure most men only dream of. I feel the nipple become erect in my palm and your breast begins to become more firm. My other hand now explores your other breast and we both look deeply into each other’s eyes and realize there is a barely perceptible glow of orange surrounding us.

I bend over slightly enjoy the glory of your kiss and suddenly we are both overcome with a warmth reserved only for the gods. The warmth engulfs us and we can literally see the orange flashes within our closed eyes, as they begin to melt into yellow, then green and into the most amazing azure blue either has ever seen. All the while our tongues are dancing with each other and my hands are exploring your arms and then slip inside them and around your back and I pull you into me hard and embrace you trying to pull you inside of me. When your tummy touches mine there are lightning bolts mixed with the azure behind our closed eyelids.

I feel your energy reach within me and take me as my hands reach down and explore the perfect curve of your ass. No panties??? When did that happen? I lift you up and you wrap your legs around my waist pulling me even closer, if that were possible. I feel the warm wetness as your pussy slides down my stomach and onto my VERY erect cock. The smell of your nectar causes me to salivate and I drop to one knee, while holding your back and lower you to the ground. The breeze blows a mist from the falls to our left, just enough to feel even more perfect. You open your eyes and gaze up at the majesty of Bridalveil Falls as the water plunges over the top three hundred feet above us. The rush of the water hitting against the rocks all around us has almost faded completely yielding to the sound of blood pumping through our bodies.

The stars are just beginning to peek out of the burning blues and purples of the sky as the sun sets behind us. The mat of mossy grass is soft, damp and still warm from the daylight sun’s trek overhead. And I look again into your eyes and I see your pleasure as you anticipate my movement down towards your breasts. While holding one firmly in my right hand I take the left one into my mouth, pulling hard while flicking your nipple with my tongue. You taste like honeysuckle! I move my hand from your breast and slide it slowly down your stomach, stopping to play with your navel fingering it gently, you make a slight moan. My left hand is holding your right arm at the wrist and supporting my weight, letting you know that I am in control as you yield to my explorative desires. I then release my grip and put my weight upon you, moving your legs aside as I take my place between them, my cock toying with your pubis. My right hand continues its trek down below your navel, while I suck and nibble your left breast. I open my eyes a little and see that you are caressing your other breast and stroking your nipple when suddenly you let out a moan of sheer pleasure as your breasts begin to climax in a way that only they can.

This is the first time you’ve felt this sensation and causes you to cum down below as your pussy releases nectar and you writhe in the pleasure of your simultaneous orgasms. I can feel the energy invade my body like bolts of lightning and it shoots directly into that place at the base of my cock and causes me to ejaculate all over your pubis and tummy. I let out a sound of pleasure and surprise as my cock throbs and shoots my juice all the way up to your breasts. I cannot resist anymore I must taste your nectar.

While you are messaging my juices into your soft golden skin around your breasts I see your beautiful pussy literally throbbing, your clit begging to be sucked. I take your clit into my mouth and the nectar pours in and I am overcome with every sense I have. Your taste is ambrosia, your smell is honeysuckle, the feel of your skin electric and the sound of your pleasure hypnotic and my cock feels like a rock. You reach for my head and pull gently on my ears letting me know what you want.

As I take my place between your open legs, the head of my cock is throbbing and bobbing with pure anticipation. And I tap your clit with my rock hard dick, you moan. I rub the head of my cock on your clit, back and forth and sense her harden and becoming somewhat erect. And then she releases an orgasmic wave that causes you to spasm in ecstasy, and the sound you make is unlike any I have ever heard before. I position myself just right and my head slips into the tight hole of your vagina. The walls tickle the head enticing me to thrust, but I resist. I pull him out and then dip my head back in again, this time I feel the electric charge of your pure life force engulf me as your heels dig into my ass pulling me farther into you.

You feel so good I cannot describe the sensations as they cause waves of pleasure to make me shake. My legs tremble and the next thrust is hard and deep… all the way into you and I can feel the back of your vagina as it yields slightly against my cock’s head and you make that noise again, your pussy squeezing against the thickness of my shaft, I slide him out slowly all the way. I raise my stance a little higher on your body and then slowly insert my dick again, but this time my thrust is opposite and it slips behind your uterus into that little small pocket as I stretch the back wall of your vagina and literally push her against your anal walls. You make another noise and I lose control and begin to thrust in and out hard. The sensation of your pussy yielding to my manhood is overwhelming, as I become aware of your breasts hardening against my chest and your nails digging into my ass cheeks, pulling me into you harder with every thrust.

I can barely control my extremities but I manage to reach over behind your right knee and lift up. My dick now angled upwards into your pelvic arch my thrusts messaging your special spot. Suddenly your nectar is flowing out uncontrollably and you arch your back, your eyes roll upwards and I see a glow around your head as you go into orgasmic spasms. I continue to thrust making more orgasmic energy spill and I can see your entire head, your beautiful hair is lit up with a color I cannot describe, the sound you make is like a choir of angels and I lose control and begin to fill you with my love, the juice shooting so hard you can feel it and the noises I make cause you to orgasm even more.

We spasm together in the rythm of life, as our energies become one and our souls unite. We collapse in orgasmic bliss as our life forces mingle and I take a tiny piece of you and you take a piece of me. We will always be one with each other in our mind’s eye. We have willingly crossed the line into becoming love slaves for each other. Willing to do whatever it takes to find this plane of the universe again. And we DO, over and over and over again until the sunlight begins to peek at us through the trees. Where did the night go? Into an orgasmic plane of bliss and wonder.

There’s nothing that gets us in the mood like a little turtle action. It’s even better when the turtle is enjoy himself. Listen to this amorous turtle really get into it – it’s so good, he can’t help himself from exclaiming “wow!”