Yep – it’s a restaurant that actually wants you to hook up in their bathroom. On their website, it actually says “Check out Mildred’s Sexy Bathrooms throughout the weekend of Big Love. You get the picture.” The even have a naughty love hamper, complete with fuzzy handcuffs

Says chef/co-owner Donna Dooher, “We’ve always had little trysts in our bathrooms. We’re taking it to the next level on Valentine’s weekend.”

Toronto Public Health says as long as there’s no sex in the kitchen and the restaurant keeps its washrooms clean and sanitized, there’s no problem.

Dooher says customers must bring their own condoms but she’s hiring a maid to tidy the washrooms that weekend. “She’ll be there with her feather duster and cleaning supplies.” We’d write more about this, but we’ve got to make our reservation before it gets booked up.